A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike (bicycle) on a cross-country ride. He got as far as possible and after some distance the fatigue just became too much and he could go no farther.
He stuck his thumb out but after 3 hours, hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally a guy in a Ferrari pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of the Ferrari found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he got to going too fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would slow down.
Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Ferrari blew past them. Not to be outdone, the first Ferrari, pulling the bike, took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Ferraris, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had 2 Ferraris headed his way at over 120 mph.
He then relayed, "...and you're not going to believe this, but there's a guy on a 10-speed bike honking to pass!!!"
He stuck his thumb out but after 3 hours, hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally a guy in a Ferrari pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of the Ferrari found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he got to going too fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would slow down.
Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Ferrari blew past them. Not to be outdone, the first Ferrari, pulling the bike, took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Ferraris, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had 2 Ferraris headed his way at over 120 mph.
He then relayed, "...and you're not going to believe this, but there's a guy on a 10-speed bike honking to pass!!!"
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